Birdflu Strikes South Florida (joke)

[Mellie]

IMAGE: Bird Flu Strikes South Florida


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It was just a matter of time....

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posted by Steve Moyer

http://thetension.blogspot.com/2006/04/image-bird-flu-strikes-south-florida.html

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[ukcz]

Re: Birdflu Strikes South Florida

I don't think plastic birds can get flu. ;-)

[Theresa42]

Re: Birdflu Strikes South Florida

Ha! FUNny! :p

[chicken little]

Re: Birdflu Strikes South Florida

Steady on Mellie.We are all watching this flu.but that post was,quite frankly,nuts.

[AlaskaDenise]

Re: Birdflu Strikes South Florida

I think it's the polyvinylmorphism mutation. It has neutropic symptoms - they all bend their necks in the same shape.

[chicken little]

Re: Birdflu Strikes South Florida

Mellie; Sorry should have mentioned this in previous post,but I reckon you should have a cup of tea and a wee rest in bed.

[DB]

Re: Birdflu Strikes South Florida

Wouldn't it be ironic if those somehow tested positive.

[Wallflower]

Re: Birdflu Strikes South Florida

Notice the discoloring in some of the birds. Perhaps a new symptom?!!

[sharon sanders]

Re: Birdflu Strikes South Florida

This has been happening for weeks. The tests have been coming back negative for H5N1 because the testing samples were not collected properly.

The symptoms have been "presenting like" chikungunya, that is why all of them are "bent" in the same way.

Several "no-go" zones have been established and all plastic flamingos have been culled (approximately 100,000).

All other plastic flamingos in Florida (approximately 10,000,000) are receiving an experimental vax from China. It does not seem to be working as new outbreaks are occurring.

Several plastic flamingo owners are quarantined for observation after showing symptoms such as standing only on 1 leg and eating only small bugs.

A cluster is suspected in Miami. Results from lab tests should be in from the Hong Kong lab later today.



Mellie - I far as I am concerned this should have been posted in Breaking.

[Mellie]

Re: Birdflu Strikes South Florida

I was only able to get on the forum for about 2 minutes yesterday and I started with this serious news!

Very glad to see it made it up there. Thanks for the great funny comments!!!

[Roman]

Re: Birdflu Strikes South Florida

This is Roman in North Carolina. I just spotted two plastic fawns and an elf like creature with a lantern sprawled out in my neighbors yard. I called the police and they laughed at me. I called the WHO and they said they were on "tour", right. This is getting weird.
R

[AlaskaDenise]

Re: Birdflu Strikes South Florida

The day may come when we can't laugh at anything, no matter how hard we try. So we need to do it double NOW.

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[LMonty]

Re: Birdflu Strikes South Florida

Rumor has it one of the signs of infection is the inability to stand upright in a stiff wind...

AD, do you have a map of species migration patterns? I heard something about a slow boat, China and WallyWorld, but it wasnt from an authoritative source.

Oh, the dreaded double whammy!! Whats going to happpen to the economy when poultry AND lawn ornaments are shunned?

Rushing off to add multi-colored pinwheels and plywood cutouts of old ladies bending over watering the flowers to my prep list.

[Bruce]

Re: Birdflu Strikes South Florida

Notice the discoloring in some of the birds. Perhaps a new symptom?!!

discoloring is due to UVB in sunlight clensing the virus seen as pigmental changes

[DB]

Re: Birdflu Strikes South Florida

This virus shows no mercy.

Ohhh, the humanity.